How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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