So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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