UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
