so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Randomize
