Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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