You really coming over, don't trick.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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