Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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