Don't you send me to vm
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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