didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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