what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
