Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
