we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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