He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
it's like heaven, but drunker
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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