New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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