if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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