Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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