Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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