your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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