Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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