Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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