Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
