? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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