So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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