I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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