You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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