Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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