Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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