going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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