Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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