it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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