the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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