This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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