she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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