CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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