he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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