just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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