The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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