Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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