Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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