I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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