if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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