from now on my penis is your penis
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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