Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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