yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
