This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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