Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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