Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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