is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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