butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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