3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
