I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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