OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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