went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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