So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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