Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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