have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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