Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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