Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
be right there i have to get my cape
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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