yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
your like the ambassador to my penis.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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